Holmes and Watson 2018 movie review
Dec 29, 2018 7:41:04 GMT
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Post by WhoLover68 on Dec 29, 2018 7:41:04 GMT
Firstly, I never, ever do movie reviews as it's simply one person's opinion. And secondly, I have never, ever walked out halfway through a paid movie in the theatre. All that changed today.
This is not a review as such as a warning. A health warning if you like.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
Think of the most disgusting smell you've ever witnessed, times it by a thousand, and you still won't come close to how wretched this movie is.
It has NOTHING to do with the great detective.
Some 'jokes' include...
They find a dead body/corpse inside a cake. Ok. But then they start eating the same cake, and spewing up the contents. Funny, hey...not.
Or doing a MISS HUDSON call - ala Jeremy Brett, only to find, after numerous calls, that young Miss Hudson was running late as she had been shagging a guy in the bedroom. Funny, hey...not.
I got as far as the scene where Holmes and Watson are skulling beers to find which guy, if any, has a one arm, and as Holmes is pissing onto the ground, they show the maths equation (ala Mythbusters) of the distance and angle of the urine from the pants to the ground. Wow, funny... not.
Then I put my shoes on, grabbed my stuff, still not believing that I was going to walk out of a movie for the first time ever. But joined the other 2 ladies behind me who were also leaving in disgrace.
Simply the worst movie you will ever see. Don't believe just me, though. Check out all the bad reviews at IMDB. Seems I'm not the only one to leave halfway through. Be warned.
This is not a review as such as a warning. A health warning if you like.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
Think of the most disgusting smell you've ever witnessed, times it by a thousand, and you still won't come close to how wretched this movie is.
It has NOTHING to do with the great detective.
Some 'jokes' include...
They find a dead body/corpse inside a cake. Ok. But then they start eating the same cake, and spewing up the contents. Funny, hey...not.
Or doing a MISS HUDSON call - ala Jeremy Brett, only to find, after numerous calls, that young Miss Hudson was running late as she had been shagging a guy in the bedroom. Funny, hey...not.
I got as far as the scene where Holmes and Watson are skulling beers to find which guy, if any, has a one arm, and as Holmes is pissing onto the ground, they show the maths equation (ala Mythbusters) of the distance and angle of the urine from the pants to the ground. Wow, funny... not.
Then I put my shoes on, grabbed my stuff, still not believing that I was going to walk out of a movie for the first time ever. But joined the other 2 ladies behind me who were also leaving in disgrace.
Simply the worst movie you will ever see. Don't believe just me, though. Check out all the bad reviews at IMDB. Seems I'm not the only one to leave halfway through. Be warned.
